What! ‘nuther deux door Barn Bomb.
I can see a vision. Biggest Olds motor yer kan find. Capped 15”
slicks on 5 spokes.
Roof slammed to a 3” peep hole. Now at every nite-time stop light
yu’d hear
The Flamethrowers ‘The Knight Caper’ pulsin’ from big speaker-me-jigs.
But. When the lights flip, she’d be gone. Noxious vapours an’ a
Banshee howl slashin’ yer pityfull lug ‘brains.
Caution Guys. Women are dangerous!
Fresh hair motorin’
Grant divides ‘lecktrons evenly.
Executioners ride righteous.
Righteously Executioners ride.
Gen-o-wine aged Vinyl. Now, imagine next Halloween trippin’ your
local Burb in this Jalop. Gook masks and The Baymen strumpin’ ‘Bonzai’
from a hidden sound mincer. Dig?
Now for all of you who haven’t understood one single word I’ve
been puttin’ down…
: …’this is a replica 1929 Ford Model A roadster utilizing
a Triumph 6 cylinder inline internal combust…
… Cowl Jalopy Gowster fer jivin’ yer Goon Buds with. Chix
love ‘em. Spray road rash rashly.’
Ed Gasket’s ol’ ’32. Ed had plenty heap big trouble with this Hemi
Ford.
He’d often drive to shows but fate deemed he’d call upon the Automobile
Association to get him home.
Piggyback style. Yeh?
Ok Gang, lets hear it for Koops! YEAH!!!....Mart.
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